if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
today at work I saw a dude with a Hebrew tattoo and I asked, “Oh are you Jewish” and he said no
and then I actually read the tattoo and it said “schmuck.”
And I ask him, “Oh…what does that mean?”
And he said, “Jewel.”
WELL HE’S NOT WRONG.
That is a gem of a goy story.
And finally someone said it
nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell
Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.
step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women
step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it
step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly
step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine
step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup
all that commentary
I wish I was genuinely beautiful, like good looking enough that people would stare at me when I walked places