waiting

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

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sivanxoakley:

cassbones:

katdiamandis:

various-voices:

willwin92:

gracetrolbig:

magickowl:

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

why has this not got any notes 

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

my followers know who this is for.

two of my close friends attempted multiple times

i attempted around this time last year. keep this going.

Today, personally, this is for Robin Williams.
But for today, and every day, it is for anybody who has ever lost anybody to suicide and anybody who has been lost themselves.
I know it probably doesn’t help, but I am so, so sorry.
RIP

Reblogging this twice and this should have way more notes

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

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bisexualzuko:

lennyisajew:

today at work I saw a dude with a Hebrew tattoo and I asked, “Oh are you Jewish” and he said no

and then I actually read the tattoo and it said “schmuck.”

And I ask him, “Oh…what does that mean?”

And he said, “Jewel.”

WELL HE’S NOT WRONG.

That is a gem of a goy story.

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lacigreen:

queeravenger:

wobbuffette:

cracked-dot-com-official:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell

Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.

step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women

step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it

step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly

step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine

step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup

all that commentary

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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rneanest:

I wish I was genuinely beautiful, like good looking enough that people would stare at me when I walked places

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