waiting

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone. 

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zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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phatearrangsnthangs:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Yes to all things stated above…

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

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m0nopoly:

Source

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

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